Side Splitters Date Night is Overdue!
Mark Sweeney, aka Sweenz, was the oldest of 6 children born to your textbook case of heavy breeding, Irish Catholic parents. His first suspension was in the 1st grade when he threw a robin's egg at a classmate. Thus, the beginning of the "look at me" syndrome. Most of the grade school years were spent sitting in the hall, alone, perfecting and weaving his craft ... to an imaginary crowd.