Tyrone on Phones


Name: Tyrone Myrtle Beach
Age: Birth Records In Possession of State
Parents: Chris Rock and Oprah Winfrey
AKA: Slim Meatstick, Jasper Dixon, Tyrene
Hobbies: Chillin', Riding Shotgun, Letting Other People Buy Lunch. And Dinner. And Breakfast.
Goal: Local Fame
Back Up Goal: International Fame
Role Models: Marc & Kim
Enemies: Marc & Kim
God Parents: Marc & Kim
Dream Job: Rihanna's Bathroom Attendant
Salary Requirement: Rihanna's Discarded Foundational Garments
Catch Phrase: "Today Was A Good Day"
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